still alive...

lol...haven posted since ah fook's wedding...
daily kena fragged by customers and lousy co-workers...
haven had a off day for 3 wks plus...argh...
way too shagged to even post all...ok i went Youtubing
a few days ago at the expense of my limited sleep time..
and i found some funny stuff...

Mastercard ; Priceless

LOL yesterday i was at Sentosa beach and there was
tis couple on the beach...the guy was fuckin gropin the fuckin
whore's tits for like an hour plus..oh..wad a fuckin visual
pollution...at tat time i had a mastercard moment wif my frens..
tat faggy couple cud hav paid 40SGD for a room at any budget
hotel...but they went priceless...........cheap thrill...

I wish i had a condom...


IKEA

Hmmm tis really shows the importance of cleanin up ur room..
i shud pass tis video to mothers facin lazy kids tat neva
tidy up their rooms..tat includes me mother...oops...

The Condom and the Kid

go think about it...i've had lots of frens in this caught
up in tis kindoff situation b4...

Oh and to mark the openin of the NEW season of EPL..
i've found sum videos of the MAN that stopped me watchin
football when he retired...the one and only ERIC CANTONA...


LOL he's not joking...


Ah..the penultimate CANTONA/NIKE advert...


the ultimate cantona move...

and the ultimate quote after the ultimate move...
When seagulls follow a trawler,it is because they think
sardines will be thrown into the sea...

i juz love the pause for the drink...totally wasted
the reporters time hahaha...really PUNKed them...

ok tis is him PLAYIN football...

look at his reaction after the goal...Triumphant..its as if he's won
a war tats impossible to win...Cantona IS King